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Penelope Cruz, however, infuses the plot with heart and humor.
“Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides,” the fourth installment of the Disney series, is everything you’d expect from a big-budget, action-adventure film. The scenery is lush, the costumes are impeccable, the action sequences are epic and Johnny Depp is still hot (and dirty). It’s also kinda boring. For those not familiar with “Pirates,” let me catch you up to speed. Johnny Depp is Captain Jack Sparrow, a saucy pirate with a thirst for trouble. When we first met Jack, he was battling his former first-mate, Captain Barbossa, for command of his precious vessel, The Black Pearl. There was lots of fighting, blah, blah, blah, Jack meets his Dad, Bootstrap Bill, blah, blah, blah, Kiera Knightley and Orlando Bloom get married, blah, blah, …
